Pandemonium struck recently at Emenike junction, Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital after a suspected ritualist reportedly stole a man’s penis with a handshake. Hausa man returns penis.
According to the report as shared by a Facebook user, Young Michael, the man reportedly returned the penis, after operatives attached to Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, who patrolled around the area intervened.
Hausa man returns penis
Here’s what the Facebook user shared on his Timeline ‘unedited’:
“This case happened at emenike junction in port harcourt city today.a young man make had a handshake with an hausa man and his manhood disappeared imidiatly.de man noticed and shouted and special anti robbureing squared(SARS) that are closed aressted de man and de man reinvocked de manhood back.so be careful of pple u are sheking especially de Hausas,” he added.
Okay, we all know English is hard but to this extent, body weak me. Apart from reporting news, we also need to show you the stuff some Nigerians are made of when it comes to ‘written’ English, hence, the unedited version above. Lol.
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Anyway, while you are still trying to figure this out, you may recall that the same incident happened recently in Lagos. Like we reported sometime in September, an unidentified crippled man who begs for alms allegedly made the penis of a man who gave him N1,000 disappear in Lagos. The incident happened at the popular Ikeja Along bus stop area of the state. Did you miss the gist? Read up full details HERE.