A ‘weird’ new scientific study has proven beyond reasonable doubts that women with bigger butts are healthier and smarter. The study was conducted by the prestigious University of Oxford. Why women with big butts are healthier, smarter.
According to the Oxford study analysis, data from over 16,000 women prove that ladies who have some junk in the trunk are more intelligent and more resistant to chronic illnesses than women who are less endowed. Apparently, women with big, beautiful butts have lower cholesterol and glucose levels, in addition to higher levels of Omega 3 fatty acids.
Plus, they have higher amounts of a hormone called dinopectina, which has anti-inflammatory and anti-diabetic properties. And when you put all those things together, you get the perfect combination for heart health.
Why women with big butts are healthier, smarter
Meanwhile, that’s not all – those relatively higher levels of Omega 3 fats also mean a nicely working brain, and the plentiful adipose tissue found in the booty traps harmful fats, therefore preventing cardiovascular disease. Wow, who knew having a colossal ass could be so healthy?
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According to the lead researcher, Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulous, “The idea that body fat distribution is important to health has been known for some time. However, it is only very recently that thigh fat and a large hip circumference have been shown to promote health; that lower body fat is protective by itself. And you know what the health benefits of a big butt translate to? A mind-blowingly sexy woman, because men are subconsciously attracted to healthy women who can pop out babies.
So, it would appear as though Sir Mix-a-Lot knew what he was talking about when he said “I like big butts and I can not lie.” Nobody can deny the beauty of a big butt. Nobody.
The study, however suggests that you should get yourself a Big Booty Judy instead of Becky with the Flat Ass, because it turns out that a big booty gets a girl more than just the anaconda, if you know what I mean.
Some reactions were sprung up by readers. See comments below:
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Anonymous wrote: “I know about this and have done my own research and the facts are overwhelming. Women with Pear-shaped buttocks were healthier than those with apple – shaped bots. Fat in the bom is healthier and serves as a cushion. Big waste pointed bot results in apple shaped bots. I wonder why the research focused on women, what about men? These two categories of bot people also have distinct behavioural patterns and attitude.”
Peggy Cotton, Display Cook at Aramark wrote: “I know they are talking about a real behind not a plastic surgery behind this is what’s wrong with the world today everything is based upon body parts and sex Phooey.”
Civiram Ayudtud Onairos – Kuwait City: “I don’t think so it’s in the brain not a butt…why the butt think?the brain was functioning all the body system and I disagree this coz without brain our body is nothing..imagine people with paralyzed now tell me is butt think?”
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